What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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He went back to square one....

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Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Then, fart.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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a PDFile

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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The purr-rimiter.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.