What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself