What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!