Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Sikhs.
A: Change?
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
