How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Previous Random Joke Next
4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

David Sanborn Jokes More David Sanborn Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Alto Sax Player Jokes More Alto Sax Player Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.