Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.