What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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The cow didn't make it.

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.