Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.