Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit