Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth