Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "