asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
His brother holding the VCR.
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
They bring flowers to his grave.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
SWV (sisters with voices)
Because they Marry Christmas!
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !