Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Previous Random Joke Next
Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Glum Jokes More Glum Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !