What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.