What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.