Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.