Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.