Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.