What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK