What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting