What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.