What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major