Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal