What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.