Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
A buck 'n ear
Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf
A: Stop peaking at me.
There was a face off in the corner.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
The police officer
2B or not 2B?
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because women love digging up the past.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
I regret nutting!!!
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Cause all their pants are half-off
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
She was trying to blow the horn
