What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Chip Monk Jokes More Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.