Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.