Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.