The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Two cooks in the house.
They cook their own gooses !
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Because he crossed the line
