E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
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Because he crossed the line
Alien versus Predator.
Alien vs. Predator
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Allah-bama.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Nothing, The hits keep coming
Because he's always fighting pirates XD
The braille left her lips numb.
That's my buoy !
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
They prefer complete sentences.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
A MARSHian
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
The Easter Blarney!
Walks away*
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
