Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.