Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.