Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.