How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat