Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.