What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry