Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.