Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.