What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!