What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.