What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.