Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)