Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)