Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.