Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.