Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.