What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe