What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.