Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.