Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire