Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.