Because he fainted.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
People tell you."
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Zikachu.
He fainted after the punch line.
He gets pale as a sheet.