What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.