What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.