What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.