I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Pandemonium breaks out.
They Fallout
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
He gets pale as a sheet.
He fainted after the punch line.