What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.