What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.