What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

Fancy Bite Jokes More Fancy Bite Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite