What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite