What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite