Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish