Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.