Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.