Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob