Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.