Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.