How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why are we at the vet?

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.