How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.