What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.