A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
Because they have bad genes.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Because I always get weird stairs
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.