How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.