Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him