Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
Cognac
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Should it really be a lightbulb
One. We're efficient not funny!
a Basilian.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
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A living room
A different bar.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
