How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.