A: Change it to what
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
One.
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!