How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking