How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation