When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.