When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche