Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus