Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.