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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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