What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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Farfrompoopen.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

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