What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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He had a 2-2.

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He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

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you're an odd fellow

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.