What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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