What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.